Lullabelly Maternity Musical Device


Great musical taste, straight outta the womb

  • Prenatal music belt lets you play music for your geek-to-be
  • Ultra soft, adjustable, lightweight, and comfortable
  • Volume for the baby’s speakers caps out at a safe volume
  • So you’re having a geekling – congratulations! But have you considered the fact that you’re wasting precious time letting your baby float around in the womb doing NOTHING for 9 months? Now, we’re not a fan of helicopter parenting. Let ’em eat dirt and fail a couple tests, we say. But if you want a jumpstart – nay, a LEAPSTART! – on building your baby’s geniusosity, you need to get a Lullabelly and start filling their brains with smarts.But there are so many decisions! There’s classical music for the Mozart Effect, the educational tunes of They Might Be Giants, the geeky wonderment of Jonathan Coulton, or even those Learn X Language In Your Car courses… we mean, who wouldn’t want a baby that can pop out of the womb playing the violin, knowing about paleontology, seeing the beauty of the Mandelbrot Set, and being fluent in Spanish, French, German, and two or three dialects of Chinese? Also, babies remember and prefer music they heard before they were born; be sure they prefer the right stuff.

    Lullabelly is a prenatal music belt that lets GeekMoms share their music with their geek-to-be in the womb. Researchers have demonstrated that reactive listening begins at 16 weeks, when your wee geek-to-be is roughly the size of a tasty avocado. Mmmmm, avocado. Moreover, scientists have found that babies exposed to music in-utero displayed advanced intelligence, coordination, and learning abilities. More concerned with the NOW? They’ve also found that listening to soothing music calms the savage ninja fetus, preventing the alien baby from bursting out of you all cinematic-like.

    Product Specifications

    • Prenatal music belt lets you play music for your geek-to-be
    • Hands-free system works whether you’re on the go or relaxing at home
    • Fun and safe for expectant GeekMoms and babies
    • Ultra soft, adjustable, lightweight, and comfortable
    • Wear over clothes or directly against your belly
    • Large pocket holds your favorite mp3 player or other small accessories
    • Includes a splitter so you can listen to the same music as your baby
    • Volume for the baby’s speakers caps out at a safe volume
    • To Use: Fasten Lullabelly around your belly. Plug it into any portable music player. Use the included audio splitter & headphones to listen to the music with your baby.
    • Machine washable: Remove the speaker before washing (instruction included).
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